The Real Mitt Romney

by impulss

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We took Em's joint and laced it for the election. Calling Gov. Etch-a-Sketch: Will the Real Mitt Romney Please stand up?

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Y'all act like ya never seen a rich person before/ burst in the door at Bain Capital Silver Spoons earnin' galore'
A plutocrat my wealth workin' offshore/ rich from the same tax policies jerkin' the poor/
It's the return of the, "oh, uh uh, no he didn't/ that's not the position he had in Massachusetts, is it?"
And Paul Ryan said, "grunt! grunt!" Paul Ryan's in the livign room doin' P90X!/
Feminist women hate Willard Mitt/ I'm ignorant to single moms' plight so I lie and my positions switch/
Travel around to fire you know who, his job went you know where/ "He's got great hair, though!"
Yeah, I claim I wanna make women's rights improve/ but really I said I'd remove birth control from bedrooms/
Sometimes I say I'd get rid of Obamacare and let loose/ the free market hope there's no infection in your flesh wounds/
A lie is on my lips! A lie is on my lips!/ I wanna be President so I say some other s--t/
Than I said before I don't care how my flip-floppin' flips/ or being consistent about who Mitt Romney is/
I make a promise to drop taxes and pay for it and claim I'm honest/ while my money's in the Cayman Islands/
"Y'all ain't nothin' but victims"/ Grade school teachers are leaches that think they deserve a pension/
I had a fantasy erected because I wanna be elected/ and tough luck if ya see you're pregnant/
This country we're gonna get it back/ and it's a fact Planned Parenthood we're gonna get rid of that goin'.../

2x's
I'M MITT ROMNEY YES I'M THE REAL ROMNEY ALL THOSE OTHER MITT ROMNEYS ARE JUST FULL OF FOLLY/
SO WON'T THE REAL MITT ROMNEY PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP/

The middle class ain't got a Swiss account, they pay a higher rate than I do/ So f--k them and f--k you too/
You think I give a damn about employees/ that got 3 hungry kids? Your job's in China now - sorry/
"But Mitt what it you win? You'd get the Oval Office!"/ I want it bad enough I stopped baptizing corpses/
It might blow ya mind like Kurt Cobain/ when I worked at Bain, I stacked more chips than Herman Cain/
For a while he couldn't join my religion, I'm not hatin' 'em/ he saved companies - I'm liquidatin' 'em/
Money doesn't grow on trees/ It grows from shutting down factories and shipping their jobs overseas/
I fixed the Olympics and it was fun/ but I had to accept a sum of government cash to get it done - shhh/
Tax returns are problem makers/ so I hide behind odd behavior like bullying moderators/
There's a million contradicting quotes from me, opposin' me/ a buncha whoppers sold from me/
And a fact check'll get my crap exposed on me/ even so the Honey Boo Boo crowd'll still vote for me/

2x's
I'M MITT ROMNEY YES I'M THE REAL ROMNEY ALL THOSE OTHER MITT ROMNEYS ARE JUST FULL OF FOLLY/
SO WON'T THE REAL MITT ROMNEY PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP/

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released October 19, 2012
impulss on the verse, prospek on the boards

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